In browsing movie reviews on Rotten Tomatoes (a great site, maybe the greatest for movie reviews) I found a rare gem - a movie that had a perfect 00 rating. This is even more amazing, considering the 22 professional movie reviewers attached to the conglomerate review. Here are a few of my favorite clippings of reviewer gold:

Double Zero

One can only hope that Witless Protection is targeted at a vanishing species of American Neanderthal. -John Anderson (Variety)

I began hating it not just for its utter lack of quality as art or entertainment, but for the blackness of its very soul. - Emanuel Levy (emanuellevy.com)