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May 9, 2007

Monoboy

I've been Monoboy for a month and a week now and I'm finally back to work for a full day of working goodness. Stardust is the lucky home of my working goodness.

Mono isn't too bad, it's mostly just frustrating. The days I actually felt sick were few, but the rest of the time everything I do saps the life out of me. I went to the post office a week or so ago and by the time I got back I crashed into bed with exhaustion; it felt like I'd been carrying a piano on my back trudging through miles of deep snow in Siberia, and the post office is across the street! And my sex life is officially on hold until I don't collapse every time I get aroused. Also, I worry about rupturing my spleen. I don't even know how fragile it is, but I occasionally worry that if I sneeze too hard I'm going to die.

Posted by zboog at May 9, 2007 3:05 PM

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